Y mis amigos dicen...

Berkeley amanece esta semana con la resaca del gran triunfo de Obama...y de los rumores que este ha traido. A ver que pasa, las espectativas de la gente del lugar crecen y crecen.

He recibido algunos correos y comentarios de mis amigos con respecto a lo que ha estado apareciendo en El Chocolatero en estos días. Me agrada la posibilidad del intercambio y creo que las comunicacionescontienen análisis valiosos, cada cual desde la perspectiva y estilo de quien lo envía. Para que los conozcan los adhiero a continuación:

"sabia que esto pasaría- es decir tu a los estates, así mismo los estates se vendrían al carajo y que obama será nuestro nuevo rey, lo negro será lo claro, javs será delgado y yo inteligente! era sólo cuestión de esperar al mundo del revés. muchisíma suerte mi chingón, le mando un abrazote y espero que si nos deje sus comentarios en el blog bb"

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"Alberto:Leí tu crónica de la clausura de tiendas en USA.Muy buena.Yo estuve en El Paso, Chihuahua y Juárez. Encontré mucha gente en los aeropuertos y centrales de autobuses recientemente deportada. Un joven michoacano, de Zinapécuaro, con 15 años de vivir en el estado de Washington, fue infraccionado por agentes de tránsito. A partir de allí, la migra ató cabos y descubrió que no tenía permiso de residir en USA. Lo trasladaron a la frontera de Juárez y El Paso y lo encntré en una terminal de autobuses de Chihuahua, pensando cómo volver a USA. Son miles de deportados. Otros regresan voluntariamente, porque no tienen trabajo y no pueden pagar ya la renta de su casa."

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"Alberto: Mira lo que escribi para las elecciones, lo tengo publicado en mi facebook, es una visión irónica de como se piensa por aca, es un social manifiesto de un WASP. dejame un comentario. William Casper

This is a first manuscript and may contain errors.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Social Manifesto- A lesson from the Devil! This is the first public communication from el Comandante KKK. To the United States and to the rest of the World. Here I declare my commitment and that of the Conservative E-Lite Society, to the Salvation of our country. May the forces GOD and the tactics of the COINTELPRO be with us until the end. Fellow members of the Conservative E-Lite Society:We have to prepare for the worst...We must be ready!I suggest that we gather as much food, money, guns, and women as we can and hide it somewhere safe (i.e. not the banks) because if that black communist-Muslim-terrorist gets to the black house (f.k.a. the white house)...it will be the end of America and the Free World. They will come and take away our precious Money & Freedom to redistribute it among the poor (a.k.a. genetically lazy among the rich-searchers community). This is simply a disgrace... unfortunately it does not end there. You must remember my brothers and sisters (not to include any bros or sistas), poor people are not only used to lay on their big minority asses but also they have rarely come into contact with our pure and beautiful Christian woman. Studies carried out by ACME rich-searchers have shown the existence of a recessive gene, very similar to the one that causes laziness, which only becomes active among the poor and is responsible for their reduced brain size and disproportionately large penises (an unfortunate consequence of Mass Conservation). They will take our away our guns (i.e. our courage) and use them against us. I'm convinced that they plan to make us cook and clean for the first time while they f@ck and knock up our woman...Only to make them abort the bastard, against our will, and use his remains to practice their voodoo. I hate them!This is urgent!!! Please, let’s be ready…our genetically modified lab rats have turned against us. It will be a matter of time before the do the same to us and to the best of my knowledge that is clearly prohibited by the constitution. It is our right as true Americans, our right to always pertain to the social class that the Megafather (i.e. the Father of the Founding Fathers) choose for us. Obviously, He must be pissed at them and I’m sure that one day those who have altered peace and justice among US will burn in Hell!!Ja,ja, wait a second…something is burning! It is them…they are coming! I know because it smells like crack. Bastards…that is all you ever do! Honey, quick let’s go. Honey? What’s that squeaking sound? Honey? There is no time to call God now! They are coming!She yells: Oh yeaaahhh, I’m cooming!!!Honey…what the f@ck? Nooo, a nigg… I mean… a black man is making my wife moan like I’ve never heard her before, and f@ck …it is my house that is burning.What the hell? I’m in Hell!-------------------------Scene2-----------------------------------------Location: Hell Wait a minute...now I get it. God is also a communist! Screw him!Hey Satan! What's up Hommie?I'm so glad that you have this pimped-out crib.To hell with heaven, what's up with God and that place?I mean, after all these years living in a system that promotes lavishness and bigotry, now I'm supposed to go a place where everyone is equal ? Heaven no!Yo, Satan! I think you and me have many things in common. Give it up. Boyz, For usss!To which Satan, with an evil grin, finally replied:Shut the f@ck up and bend over. Remain silent, because if you even dare to protest I'll also send the SBI (Satan's Bureau of Investigation) up your...!!! Vaseline sold separately.This is my country you beaner! Here I'm in charge and now is your time to experience some good old inequality. Don't forget that without you, my poor, there is no me!Oh, and by the way...here is a copy of the Bible just in case you need some comfort!So I remained silent, while being severely pounded day and night, by someone who shares my vision on society...Ummm, I guess that I've been wrong all along? Ouch, Satan! Easy man, it hurts!Satan replied:Shut up! But since I'm nice, I'll let you call me Castro if you want. That will surely work you up!!! Ha,Ha,Ha!____________________________________________________________Sincerely,El Comandante KKK(f.k.a. Willy D. Commie) ;)--------------------------------------------End-------------------------------------------------Thanks for reading!Please vote well tomorrow...The sake of the country and unfortunately that of the world are at stake. May the Force be with you!